My Spanish is so bad. It's so bad that I drank a whole six-pack of Sol before I realized that it was non-alcoholic. It's so bad I bought a bag of mustard seeds in the bulk foods section because I thought maybe it was quinoa. But yesterday I really embarrassed myself. I told the taxi…

I went to Atlanta last year by myself. I took MARTA from the airport to the car rental place north of the city and drove up to my brother's place an hour and a half away. I went to Guatemala by myself this year and explored La Antigua Guatemala by myself. I couldn't have imagined…